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It is a game, we both know

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Yes I wanna do
do some nasty things with you
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And it's more like porn
And you know I don't stop

[Vers 1] :
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give me a sign let me know dirty girl how you feel
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Watch the water round down your backside(ssss)
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And then she ask me

[Chorus]

[Vers 2] :
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Nothings missin'
I touch your pussy
You are moaning n' I wishin'
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Make them sounds
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[Chorus]
x3

I know that you want it girl
I know that you like it girl
I know that you need it girl
I know you love it girl
x2

[Chorus]
x3

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Centrul roman de muie :))

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Top 10 Incredible Recordings

Before I start on the list, I feel that I should advise that a couple of the items here are quite horrific and I would recommend that those who are weak of heart or who have a nervous disposition avoid them. The items I am referring to are marked in the text. The items are not in any particular order as it is very hard to rate the historical importance versus the just plain weird value.

NOTE: I have not embedded these audio files because if I do the page will try to preload 40 megs or so of mp3s. If you click the “download the MP3″ link, it should (for most modern browsers) open in your browser and stream.

1. Alessandro Moreschi (the only recorded true castrato) [Wikipedia]

The Castrati were men who were forcibly castrated at an early age in order to ensure that they would not experience the hormonal changes of puberty that lead to the lowering of the male voice. This meant that as adult men they sang like a modern soprano (they retained their boy soprano voices). After the Catholic Church ensured that all nations banned the practise, Pope Leo XIII took the remaining Castrati into the care of the Sistine Chapel Choir to guarantee them a quiet life (at the time they had become the subject of ridicule). Moreschi is the only castrato to be recorded solo. In this recording he is over 50 years old and had lost much of the quality of his voice - nevertheless the resulting recording is incredibly eerie.

Play / Download the mp3 (1.5mb)

2. Mado Robin - highest recorded sung note [Wikipedia]

This amazing French singer has the highest recorded note. She was able to hit the D4 above middle C. You must listen to the whole song - the last note is unbelievable! Put your crystal in a safe place!

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3. Florence Foster Jenkins - worst singer [Wikipedia]

Believe it or not, Florence managed, despite being famously awful, to sell out an entire concert at Carnegie Hall. She had many admirers (among them Enrico Caruso). This has to be heard to be believed. As a particular point of interest, after she recorded this song, she told the sound engineer that no second try was needed as it was perfect. See for yourself. (She is singing Queen of the Night by Mozart, incidentally).

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4. Pope Leo XIII (first recorded Pope - 1903) [Wikipedia]

Pope Leo XIII (patron of Moreschi) was the first Pope in history to be recorded. He was the 256th Pope and reigned from 1878 - 1903 and is probably most famous as the Pope who declared Anglican religious orders invalid (ie, he said Anglican priests and Bishops are laymen). He also strongly promoted the study of the Bible in the home and was known as the Pope of the People. In this recording he chants the Ave Maria (Hail Mary).

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5. Lord Hawhaw (William Joyce) - executed for treason [Wikipedia]

William Joyce (or Lord Hawhaw has he more well known) was a fascist politician who worked for the Nazi’s during the war as a propagandist. His distinctly “posh” English accent is the cause of him receiving his mocking nickname. Joyce broadcast propaganda from radio stations in Berlin, Hamburg, and Luxembourg. Whilst it was not illegal to listen to his broadcasts in England, it was frowned upon. Nevertheless his recordings were very popular with the public as a source of amusement. He became a hated and ridiculed figure. He escaped after the war but an English soldier overheard him talking at a cafe and recognised his voice. He was arrested and executed for treason. This recording is a snippet of one of his propaganda broadcasts and it begins with his signature “Germany calling, Germany calling”.

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6. Number Stations [Wikipedia]

Number Stations (shortwave radio stations of unknown origin) have been reported since World War I and continue to this day. No one knows what their reason is though many people suspect they are coded messages used for espionage (though no country has admitted this). The broadcasts are usually a female voice (though male voices have been heard) and they generally broadcast streams of numbers, words, or letters. They are sometimes apparently random, and other times organised. In the 90’s, amateur radio enthusiasts tracked the source of one number station to a US military base. The FCC refused to comment.

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7. Florence Nightingale - invented modern nursing [Wikipedia]

Florence Nightingale was the first person to recognise that hygiene and food were important in the care of patients (up until her time, hospitals did not worry about hygienic conditions). She is considered to be the mother of modern nursing. She lived from 1820 - 1910. She is also sometimes referred to as the Lady of the Lamp. This recording is one of three she made in 1890 to people she had known during her work in the war effort.

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8. [WARNING] Russian Exorcism [Wikipedia]

Exorcism is the ritual used by the Roman Catholic Church and the Orthodox Church to cast devils out of a possessed person. Throughout this Russian exorcism you can hear the voice of the priest reciting the prayers of the ritual while the afflicted (I can not tell if it is a male or female) person screams in a variety of voices. It is quite horrifying to listen to and I would not advise it for people who have a nervous disposition.

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9. [WARNING] Jonestown - the last 30 minutes (November 18, 1978) [Wikipedia]

Jim Jones was the American founder of the People’s Temple group. The group became infamous after the November 18 mass suicide/murder in Guyana where the group had moved after rising tensions in the USA. Nine-hundred-and-nine people drank cyanide after Jim Jones ordered his men to kill visiting Congressman Leo Ryan and numerous members of his entourage. In this horrifying recording you hear the last 30-45 minutes of Jones directing his followers to poison their children and then themselves. At one point one of the female voices on the tape is heard to say “It’s okay - they aren’t crying because of pain - it is just because of the bitter taste). Some of the bodies found had died of forced cyanide injection or gunshots. Jones was found dead of a gunshot wound to the head. Discretion is advised in listening to this recording. If the recording piques your interest, I would recommend buying the excellent recent documentary on the tragedy called Jonestown - The Life & Death of Peoples Temple. The DVD was just released in April, 2007.

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10. First recording of human voices (1878 - Frank Lambert) [Wikipedia]

Frank Lambert was a French - American inventor. Lambert was born in Lyon, France and then moved to the United States in 1876 and became a citizen in 1893. Lambert is currently in the Guinness World Book of Records for the oldest playable recording on a machine called the Phonograph. Lambert was also famous for inventing the modern typewriter. This is the first recording of a human voice in history.

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11. The Sounds of Hell (Siberia) [Wikipedia]

Okay, I know this is a top ten list, but there has been so much demand from reddit to add the Sounds of Hell recording that I have added it. The background is that a group of Russian scientists were digging in Siberia when their drill started spinning wildly (usually indicative of hitting a pocket of air). They lowered microphones into the hole (apparently this is normal as the sounds can help to determine what the physiological makeup is of the area they have drilled to). When they listened to the resulting recording, it appeared to be sounds coming straight from Hell. This is, in fact, a hoax. It has gained great popularity on the internet and does have some basis in fact - but the bit about hell is, well, not true. Read the Wikipedia article for more information.

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Extra: After completing this list I found another resource that I thought you might all like to hear, it is the true recording of the exorcism performed on Anneliese Michel, the German girl upon whom the film The Exorcism of Emily Rose is based. Here is the mp3 - enjoy.

Source: www.listverse.com