vineri, decembrie 21, 2007

The trick shouts of Jesus

Think anal sex hurts ? Try having a kid !

luni, decembrie 17, 2007

O dementa facand farse la telefon si luata la misto de altul

American Rubbery

vineri, decembrie 14, 2007

Megastar inca o proasta

Hot Animal Love... Tales of Modern Romance babardeala la gre

Chinezii astia nu's normali !

Copilul de Aur ii fix pola :)

duminică, decembrie 09, 2007

Booty Bounce (FUN CLUB of Keyra Augustina + Melissa Ford)

miercuri, decembrie 05, 2007

Sani la webcam

joi, noiembrie 29, 2007

Elodia a fost gasita !





Elodia nu a fost gasita , Lazarush continua sa caute!
Daca nu dai massul mai departe ramai ultimul fraier!

marți, noiembrie 20, 2007

Take it from Mom; Always use protection.

luni, noiembrie 19, 2007

Jocul Gaseste-o pe Elodia

duminică, noiembrie 04, 2007

Viata de cuplu :))

Total shmuck. Total off road idiot.

Cata prostie poate exista in Romania asta ...


Liceul Pedagogic Alexandria

Cum a murit Bugs Bunny

Cainele manelist

O saritura de necrezut. Crezi ca poti mai mult ?

Funny cu Van Dame , cum i se “scoala jucaria”

Basic Instinct , Godaddy Hosting

sâmbătă, noiembrie 03, 2007

Cum face Guta 1000 Euro / Minut

Extraordianar =)))))))

vineri, noiembrie 02, 2007

Irinel si Monica Columbeanu - sex oral filmat prin gaura chei

Mda, pare incredibil, dar cica e adevarat! Sau nu? Voi ce spuneti!
Se poate viziona (deocamdata):

AICI

Oricum, se va gasi si pe DC, pentru cine vrea neaparat!Povestea a inceput cand un tanar a mers la Cancan cu acest clip, vrand sa il vanda pentru 3.000 de euro.
Citez:
Stiind ca legislatia in vigoare poate sanctiona difuzarea unor asemenea imagini, desi ele pot constitui si ultraj la adresa ordinii publice, noi nu am cumparat filmul pentru ca nepublicand-ul, nu aveam ce sa facem cu el. Dar, aseara, culmea ..Da, culmea, a aparut peste tot!
Eu zic ca e regizat, paharul e plasat prea strategic, gaura cheii e prea mare, iar filmuletul nu pare a fi facut cu un telefon mobil. Probabil sunt 2 persoane care seamana.
Deci…
Update: am blocat comentariile, s-a vorbit prea mult fara rost. Sper ca o sa intelegeti ca ceea ce era de spus, s-a spus deja. SI AJUNGE!

joi, noiembrie 01, 2007

Statusuri de suparare

1. DND aspir……..la o viata mai buna

2. Plang de durere … sunt singur si trist si te vreau inapoi … intoarce-te si fa-ma din nou sa zambesc …

3. Mi-ai furat inima si ai luat-o cu tine … m-ai lasat undeva, de unde nu mai pot privi, de unde nu mai pot scapa! Ajuta-ma si tine-ma in brate …

4. Tristetea m-a cuprins si vreau sa plang … nu mai pot … te iubesc si te vreau inapoi …

5. Inima mea e rupta in doua … jumatate din ea e inca la tine , dar ce pacat ca nu mai suntem impreuna …

6. E atat de frig … lacrimile mi-au inghetat si nu mai pot sa zambesc … traiesc un vis demult apus si nu-mi mai revin la viata …

7, As vrea sa pot da timpul inapoi … sa intorc clepsidra … si sa te pot privi din nou in ochi … sa pot sa-ti spun cat te iubesc!

8. Te-am iubit candva dar tu ai stricat tot si acuma nu mai vreau sa stiu nimic de tine …

9. Ce frumosi sunt ochii tai albastrii, cand pictez totul in negru si suspin in noapte fara sa te stiu aproape …

10. A cazut si ultima petala de trandafir … s-a uscat si s-a pierdut mandra in toiul unei nopti tarzii de toamna

Statusuri de agatat

1. Am vrajeala necesara pentru orice domnisoara… :)

2. Vino in iad sa vezi raiul meu frumoaso !!!

3. Te-a durut… cand ai cazut din rai??

4. Iti plac fructele?… Incearca-ma! Sunt o piersicuta!

5. Se spune ca doar odata in viata te indragostesti cu adevarat…. sper sa fiu si eu prin preajma ta !

6. Daca ai fi pamant m-as ingropa cu tine. Daca ai fi apa m-as ineca cu tine. Daca ai fi aer m-as sufoca cu tine. Daca as fi foc te-ai arde cu mine??

7. Vata de zahar?NU…Sirop de capsuni?NU…Ciocolata?NU…Nu pot gasi nimic atat de dulce ca tine!

8. Te-am cautat si te-am gasit zana mea din rasarit,
Eu sunt printul din apus si pe combinari m-am pus…

9. Vrei sa conduci lumea alaturi de mine??

10. Sunt un rege… am bani, am masina, am casa, dar ce rost au toate astea daca tronul meu are roti??

Statusuri haioase

1. Fuck dush… da shi pe tine daca vrei…

2. Sper sa prinzi muste la vara…

3. Unde’i unu nu-i putere la butoiu plin cu bere….Unde’s doi puterea creste si butoiu se goleste…

4. Munca este un izvor de sanatate, deci sa lucreze cei bolnavi…

5. Bai baieti ca sa fiti ca mine nu puteti, asa ca mai incolo ca sunteti niste boschetzi !!!

6. N-am status acum…. dar am avatar !

7. De ce incerci sa imi downloadezi statusul? Te crezi blonda? HA! L-am downloadat eu inaintea ta!

8. Ai Bani !?… Hai la bere … N-ai bani !? … Dute vere !

9. O gãinã avea 2 picioare in special stângu` !

10. Se tin fetele de mine parca`si fii actor din filme!

Statusuri triste

1. DND aspir……..la o viata mai buna

2. Plang de durere … sunt singur si trist si te vreau inapoi … intoarce-te si fa-ma din nou sa zambesc …

3. Mi-ai furat inima si ai luat-o cu tine … m-ai lasat undeva, de
unde nu mai pot privi, de unde nu mai pot scapa! Ajuta-ma si tine-ma in
brate …

4. Tristetea m-a cuprins si vreau sa plang … nu mai pot … te iubesc si te vreau inapoi …

5. Inima mea e rupta in doua … jumatate din ea e inca la tine , dar ce pacat ca nu mai suntem impreuna …

6. E atat de frig … lacrimile mi-au inghetat si nu mai pot sa
zambesc … traiesc un vis demult apus si nu-mi mai revin la viata …

7. As vrea sa pot da timpul inapoi … sa intorc clepsidra … si
sa te pot privi din nou in ochi … sa pot sa-ti spun cat te iubesc!

8. Te-am iubit candva dar tu ai stricat tot si acuma nu mai vreau sa stiu nimic de tine …
9. Ce frumosi sunt ochii tai albastrii, cand pictez totul in negru si suspin in noapte fara sa te stiu aproape …

10. A cazut si ultima petala de trandafir … s-a uscat si s-a pierdut mandra in toiul unei nopti tarzii de toamna.

Statusuri noi

1. 2 Pac a murit, Einstein a murit, nici eu nu ma simt prea bine

2. In rai fara tine e moarte e gheata, Si in iad linga tine e bine e viata!

3. Sarutul tau inca il mai simt pe buze … ma faci sa plutesc atunci cand imi zambesti … lasa-ma sa fiu langa tine, atunci cand te trezesti!

4. Picioarele tale sunt obosite? Pt ca ai alergat prin mintea mea toata ziua

5. Sunt un politist si te arestez pt ca esti tu. E ilegal sa fii atat de frumoasa si sexy. Sentinta este inchisoare pe viata in inima mea

6. Traiesc pt tine pt ca ma faci sa imi bata inima repede atunci cand te vad, traiesc pt tine si nu imi pasa de ceilalti… Te iubesc pt ca esti tu, mereu langa mine sau in gandul meu

7. Dumnezeu a creat niste ingerasi si i-a pus sa se joace, dar unul era asa de dulce si de dragut incat ceilalti l-au aruncat pe pamant. Te-ai lovit?

8. Cand iubesti esti cel mai fericit om din lume; cel mai trist lucru este sa suferi din iubire

9. I-am cerut lui Dumnezeu o floare si mi-a dat o gradina. I-am cerut un pahar de apa si mi-a dat un ocean. I-am mai cerut un inger si mi te-a dat pe tine

10. Daca ma urasti trage in mine cu arcul, dar ai grija sa nu ma nimeresti in inima pentru ca acolo te afli tu.

Statusuri de dragoste

1. Ai aparut in viata mea ca o puternica raza de soare ce mi-a adus
in suflet caldura si gingasia nesfarsita , cu zambetul tau m-ai invatat
sa cunosc blandetea pana atunci necunoscuta … sarutul tau mi-a daruit
dulceata nemaintalnita , ochii tai senini mi-au aratat ca dragostea
exista , iar tandretea si frumusetea sufletului tau mi-au cucerit inima…

2. Noaptea e lumea noastra … luna e stapana Universului, iar stelele ne privesc atunci cand ne sarutam …

3. Dimineata e o alta senzatie, o alta vreme, o alta ora, la care eu te-as saruta fara oprire;

4. Ma culc cu tine-n gand si tot cu tine-n gand ma si trezesc! Lasa-ma sa te iubesc asa cum si visez!!!

5. Dragostea purifica inimile corupte si corupe inimile pure …

6. Se spune ca vremea e frumoasa atunci cand in suflet e soare.Se
spune ca ploaia e mai rece cand in suflet te doare. Se spune ca vantul
bate nu atunci cand iubesti…Dar cand frunzele se misca , sa stii doar ,
ca, TE IUBESC!

7. Tu boca a lado de la mia se transforme en un beso! Un beso de ti
es un sueno , un sueno que yo lo amo! Te quiero y te voy amar siempre ,
mi amor , mi dulce amor…

8. Gura ta alaturi de a mea se transforma intr-un sarut! Un sarut
de-al tau e un vis , un vis pe care eu il iubesc! Te iubesc si te voi
iubi mereu , iubirea mea , dulcea mea iubire…

9. In prima mea iubire au existat multe flori , petale cu miros de fericire , alteori trandafiri uscati. De dor…

10. Aseara a murit singurul martor care m-a vazut cum furam
cuvintele din suflet si le indesam adanc in inima crapata de sete de
dorul tau, acela ai fost tu :X

Statusuri funny

1. Cine se trezeste de dimineata…casca toata ziua

2. Invisible to Everyone cu iconita aia gri in stanga.

3. N-am bani de status I-am cheltuit pe avatar.

4. A avea constiinta curata inseamna a avea memorie proasta.

5. Eu nu sufar de nebunie.ma bucur de ea in fiecare minut.

7. Nu beau, nu fumez, ma scol la 6 in fiecare zi, ma culc la 10, nu-mi insel nevasta. asta pana ies din puscarie.

7. Pestele care lupta impotriva curentului.moare electrocutat.

8. Nu este important sa castigi…este important sa-l faci pe celalalt sa piarda.

9. A gresi este omeneste…totusi, a da vina pe altul este si mai omeneste.

10. Cel mai important nu este sa stii!Mai important este sa ai telefonul celui care stie.

Statusuri

1. “Pentru mentalitatea de cacat, spun: Suck my cock!!! Crezi ca daca esti bogat cand te caci miroase-a LiLiac?!?!?”

2. “Daca m-as gandi, dac-as lua-o-n serios, De-as avea 9 vieti si-un stil de viata dubios, mi-as trai vietile din plin fara regulamente - 8 le-as irosi - 1 ash pastra-o pentru sentimente.”

3. “Fac baie…. cu rechinii….. nu cu rinichii chelule! cu rechinii”

4. “Lasa ca daca vreau sa vb. te caut eu! ”

5. “Hai sa dam mana cu mana…………… sa facem mai multe maini!”

6. “N-am status”

7. “Ce status de cacat am!”

8. “Ce status de cacat ai!”

9. ”Te uiti ca prostu’ la statusu’ meu” sau mai adaug “ca e albastru www.”

10. Offline pentru anumite persoane

11. ploaia e mai tare ca o bicicleta

12. Visible (to 1 contact)

13. ~cenzurat~ off! This means YOU!

14. Nothing to see here! Please move on, citizen!

15. Unavailable anywhere™!

16. Visible Invisibility & Available Unavailability!

17. Never before have I come accross a person with more trouble than you! Please accept my deepest sympathy! NOW ~cenzurat~ OFF AND ANNOY SOMEBODY ELSE!

18. Dupa cum vedeti nu prea am chef de vorba… Very Happy m-am plictisit de “my IM buddies” mei si rar am chef sa vb cu ei… f***ing manele and/or/xor death metal lovers… :fuckoff:

19. New positions open for: punk, ska & college rock listeners Ne ne ne ne ne
Please apply!

20. Ce statusuri aveti fratilor, v-ati facut cu totii filozofi!

Statusuri belea

1. Ma dau cu sania in congelator DND !

2. Ma scarpin la oo nu ma deranja ca poate ma sperii si le sparg !

3. Caut asasin platit cu tarife modice!

4. Ma plimb cu compu pe strada

5. Vand cavou din sticla, cu 2 termopane si usa metalica blindata.Astept oferte.Rog seriozitate.Nr 8989989

6. Opinia mea nu conteaza…asa ca nu mi-o bag

7. Sunt aici, nu am cu ce imi ocupa timpul, dar vreau sa par important scriind DND sau BUSY

8. Dati un beep daca nu vreti mare lucru..doar sa ma salutati,2 beepuri daca poate vreti ceva, 3 beepuri daca chiar vreti ceva,4 beepuri daca intradevar vreti ceva, 5 beepuri daca sunteti absolut siguri ca vreti ceva, 6 beepuri si mi se termina bateria, ca dorm ca porcu si nu aud telefonul.Muhahaha

9. Ca sa întelegi ca esti prost trebuie totusî sa-ti mearga mintea

10. Am draci….caut exorcist.

Sa tot mergi la scoala :)

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Laura Andresan si Alina Plugaru

Elena Basescu, Filme XXX

Ati vrea s-o vedeti pe Elena Basescu jucind intr-un film sexy?

Frumusetea Elenei Basescu a depasit deja granitele Romaniei.

Fiica presedintelui tarii este, mai nou, ofertata de o casa de productie de filme sexy din Germania, condusa de romanca Ramona Zwintzscher.

Specializata pe pelicule interzise minorilor, firma Ramonei Zwintzscher (Raxana Sun) lucreaza cu cea mai mare casa de productie de filme sexy din Germania, MMV TV.

‘Elena Basescu arata foarte bine, am admirat cateva fotografii cu ea si m-a impresionat.

O vad ca pe o adevarata devoratoare de barbati. Un rol de acest gen i-as da intr-unul din filmele mele.

Sunt convinsa ca ar deveni imediat un star, pentru ca are toate calitatile necesare. Punctele ei tari sunt buzele si fundul,

Ca salariu i-as oferi cel putin 500.000 de euro, dar i-as cere ca toate viitoarele productii sa le faca cu mine’, mai spune Roxana Sun.

[ Cataventu: Continuare… ]

Alina Plugaru - Poze sexy

A trecut ceva vreme de cand Alina Plugaru a renuntat la ideea de a se mai culca cu 60 de barbati si de atunci a cam scazut inereselul ptr staleta porno.

Se pare ca minciunica ia prins bine, probabil ca vre’un impresar a fost cu ideea sa dea cu o bomba pe piata, fraierii o vor lua de buna, or sa’i faca reclama gratis si hopa dupa cateva saptamani poate sa renunte la idee si sa se scuze cu diverse motive etc… curva !

Totusi pentru fani, am pregatit cateva poze “cuminti” cu vedeta porno, Alina Plugaru:

Alina Plugaru la munte, cam frig cred io!

Alina Plugaru la munte

Alina la Bara

Alina Plugaru , Winter

Alina Plugaru, Sexy Show, Pussy

Erotic Show- Alina Plugaru - Lisabona

Alina Plugaru - Sexy Picture

Alina Plugaru - High Heels

Alina Plugaru - Porno Star

miercuri, octombrie 31, 2007

Irinel şi Monica facând sex oral

luni, octombrie 29, 2007

Japanese Sex Doll

Unbelievable! White Or Black. Crazy Paper Cube.

duminică, octombrie 21, 2007

Caine face laba



via vladinho

vineri, octombrie 19, 2007

Super tare :)

marți, octombrie 16, 2007

Talmacirea viselor - dictionar de vise si insemnatatea viselor

In cadrul categoriei de Ce vor femeile? am actualizat sectiunea de Talmacirea viselor - dictionar de vise. Cu totii probabil ca ne-am intrebat, cel putin odata, ce inseamna anumite vise pe care le-am avut si care s-au repetat.

In traditia poporului roman & in cultura generala, exista cateva “explicatii” sau interpretari a anumitor situatii / lucruri pe care le visam. De aceea, deoarece consideram acest lucru ca fiind util si interesant, am plasat si la noi pe site aceste informatii interesante.

Mai precis, puteti gasi urmatoarele informatii:

Semnificatia viselor sau talmacirea viselor sunt imaginatia vizionara a oamenilor carismatici care de-a lungul timpului au tradus visele comparand versiunile emise cu realitatea imediata.

Daca despre semnificatia viselor se pot spune multe, noi am incercat prin colectarea tuturor versiunilor populare pe care le-am gasit sa le punem in ordine alfabetica iar fiecare semnificatie am lasat-o asa cum a fost exprimata in ultima versiune.

Cine are semnificatia visului pentru un anumit vis care nu este cuprins in indexul nostru rugam trimite-ti un e-mail la util21@util21.ro cu specificatia pentru sectiunea talmacirea viselor.

Asteptam cu interes email-urile dvs. in speranta ca si sectiunea semnificatia viselor va ajuta ca www.util21.ro sa fie cel mai bun portal de informatii utile din Romania. Echipa util21.ro va ureaza vise placute cu semnificatii din cele mai bune! Si nu uitati ca aici gasiti cel mai bun dictionar de vise.


Talmacirea viselor ce incep cu A:
Talmacirea viselor ce incep cu B:
Semnificatie: abandon, accident, aur, animal, arbore, argint, ardere, aripi... Semnificatie: baba, bagaj, bani, barca, barza, bar, birou, bataie, bautura, bou...


Talmacirea viselor ce incep cu C:
Talmacirea viselor ce incep cu D:
Semnificatie: cadavru, cafea a bea, camera, carte a citi, calator, caine, cer... Semnificatie: dar, dator a fi, drum, dentist, diavol, doctor, dragoste...


Talmacirea viselor ce incep cu E:
Talmacirea viselor ce incep cu F:
Semnificatie: examen, elicopter, esarfa, expozitie, executie, evantai... Semnificatie: farmece, fasole, fantana, fecioara a vedea in vis, fereastra...


Talmacirea viselor ce incep cu G:
Talmacirea viselor ce incep cu H:
Semnificatie: gard, gaina, gasca a manca, gloante, gradina, grau a vinde... Semnificatie: haine, holda a secera, horn, hot, hotel, Hristos, hartie...


Talmacirea viselor ce incep cu I:
Talmacirea viselor ce incep cu J:
Semnificatie: iad, iedera, icoana la care te inchini, iarna, iepure, izvor, imn... Semnificatie: jucarie, joc de carti, joc de sah, judecatorie, jug, juramant...


Talmacirea viselor ce incep cu L:
Talmacirea viselor ce incep cu M:
Semnificatie: lacrimi, laur, lapte, lebede, leagan, lenjerie, lumina stingandu-se... Semnificatie: manta a imbraca, maimuta, martor, masina, magar, mar...


Talmacirea viselor ce incep cu N:
Talmacirea viselor ce incep cu O:
Semnificatie: nastere,nasturi, nebuni a vedea, nisip, necasatorit, nor, noroc... Semnificatie: oaie, oameni umbland a auzi, ochelari, oras, otrava, ospat...


Talmacirea viselor ce incep cu P:
Talmacirea viselor ce incep cu R:
Semnificatie: pana de gasca, pasare a manca, pantaloni, paduchi, par alb... Semnificatie: rac, rata, racheta, ranire, rai, rasucire, rege, rodie, rival,...


Talmacirea viselor ce incep cu S:
Talmacirea viselor ce incep cu T:
Semnificatie: sabie de vei visa ca ai, sacou, sat, soarece, sobolani, sapca... Semnificatie: taior femeiesc, tanar, tata, ticalos a vedea, telefon, trist...


Talmacirea viselor ce incep cu U:
Talmacirea viselor ce incep cu V:
Semnificatie: ucide, uliu, umbrela, unt de vei visa, universitate, urechi, urs... Semnificatie: vaci grase, vas de fier, varza, vanator, venin, veste buna...


Talmacirea viselor ce incep cu Z:
Semnificatie: zaruri, zbor la mica inaltime, zapada, zmeu, zdrente...

luni, octombrie 15, 2007

“Ahmed the dead terrorist”

Cum sa folosesti un pirahna sa-ti aranjezi gradina...

luni, octombrie 08, 2007

Scena taiata din Scarry Movie :)))))

duminică, octombrie 07, 2007

PETITIE: STOP TORTURARII ANIMALELOR !



SEMNEAZA PETITIA

luni, octombrie 01, 2007

Crai 45 sec

miercuri, septembrie 19, 2007

candy camera 3 - lemon kids

Elephant Love - Its as big as it's trunk ! :)

FUCK THE POLICE !

This is fucking ridiculous. This guy was manhandled and then TASERED for asking a question. Fuck The Police. All of these police officers should be fired.

This is AMERICA. I'm tired of people's rights not being respected. FUCK YOU POLICE. This is goddamn AMERICA. FUCK YOU!

You do not have the right to do this to people. I'm tired of people in power thinking they are the power. No! The police are not the law, they are merely people who are supposed to be protecting people and upholding the law.

People need to wake the fuck up. This is NOT OK. All of the police involved with this should be fired. Immediately. Not only that, this guy should sue the fuck out of the police department.


This whole police state thing is going too far. Why do people think it's OK for the police to treat people like this? It's not OK. Not Even Close! This is supposed to be a free country.

via http://www.weirdbiz.com

What $207 Million Looks Like!

Recently DEA agents raided a home of Meth dealers in suburban Mexico and discovered $207 million cash piled in a back bedroom. It was the largest seizure in history and is really amazing to see.

marți, septembrie 18, 2007

Bebelusele Carcotasilor dirty dancing

joi, septembrie 13, 2007

Kangaroo Fight

marți, septembrie 11, 2007

Very ambitious kid!!! [Extreme PIC]

Kung Fu Woman

luni, septembrie 10, 2007

Fashion Process

World is going to bareness. Maybe fashioner designers will design magnifying glasses instead of clothes after 2020.

sâmbătă, septembrie 08, 2007

iPhone: Your never too young for one.

vineri, septembrie 07, 2007

She enjoys the pool more than we do :)


via fulgerica

joi, septembrie 06, 2007

Doua puncte / paranteza paranteza

miercuri, septembrie 05, 2007

Zoso vs. Mircea Badea

Time To Learn How To Breakdance At 5Min

Sometimes its worth taking a second look at a startup a few months after we cover their initial launch to see how things are going. We first covered Israeli startup 5min back in May. The site is a sort of YouTube for short user generated instructional videos.

And there are some indications that it may be taking off. The company says 2 million videos were watched in August, and traffic is doubling month to month.

The video embedded above is a good example of the kind of content that you can find on the site - short, amateur videos that might actually be very helpful to various niches of people. There are videos on scores of subjects - dog training, cooking, working out, fashion (tying a tie, coloring you hair, etc.), playing instruments, parenting, etc. More good content is added daily.

And some of the videos are racking up decent view numbers, although it’s still peanuts compared to YouTube.

Part of the attraction of the service is more than the sign they’ve hung on the door saying people should upload instructional videos. The player also has special controls that are made for instructional videos, including freeze frame, slow motion, accompanying storyboards, and various language subtitles.

We’re keeping an eye on them to see if the growth rates and user adoption continues. In the meantime, I’ll be practicing those breakdancing moves.

Via Techcrunch

luni, septembrie 03, 2007

Comedia fotbalului

Un arbitru care se crede balerin, fotbalisti numai buni de dus la ospiciu si suporteri pe masura - iata fata amuzanta a unui sport aflat in plina era a industrializarii.

Laptop, Ipods and other gadgets free from World Wide Giveaway (CNN/BBC)

How can we give up free products ? Well it's a simple new system involving a three step process, which has featured on BBC and CNN.


The advertisers want people to try out their products or services, and they're willing to pay to promote ... it's simple, less expensive for them than tv advertising and much more effective !

duminică, septembrie 02, 2007

Gigi Becali il suna pe Borcea si face misto de el :))


Gigi Becali - Miau Miau ! ( Dinamo - Lazio )

sâmbătă, septembrie 01, 2007

List of profanities in the Romanian language

List of profanities in the Romanian language

  • balcon( plural "balcoane"): a woman's breasts (literally "balconies")
  • bulan: roughly equivalent to "dumb luck" but it can also mean a woman's thigh the word "burlan"(meaning water drainage pipe) is also used
  • a bulăni: to touch or caress a woman's thighs (is considered offensive by some women unless they agree to it and can result in charges of sexual harassment)
  • bulangiu: Male homosexual, roughly the equivalent of "fag". Also used for a man who doesn't want to do something that the one who calls him as such thinks he should do(roughly equivalent to "dork", "dick", "hater").
  • coi, coaie: testicles from the latin cōleus, cōleī. The word "coaie" can also be used as a means of addressing someone especially a young man(never a girl or woman) in a manner roughly equivalent to using "dude" or "mate" in English speaking countries, for example "Salut, coaie, ce faci?" means "Hi, balls, how are you doing?". Most young people see nothing wrong in being addressed in this manner whilst older people might be offended.
  • mânca-mi-ai coaiele: literally "eat my balls"
  • buci: ass cheeks.
  • floci: pubic hairs.
  • pulă: dick, penis.
  • puţă: a softer version of 'pulă' usually meaning the penis of a child (that hasn't reached puberty yet) or a very small penis. Other words for this include 'cocoş' (literally 'cock'), 'cocoşel' (literally 'little cock') or 'puţulică' (little 'puţă').
  • puţoi: the possesor of a 'puţă'; it is used as an insult and is roughly equivalent to "punk" as in a boy that is not mature yet
  • pizdă: vagina, pussy (can also be 'păsărica' - literally, little bird). This can also mean anything that is 'cool', good or nice as in: "Masina asta noua e pizdă, frate." meaning "This new car is cool, bro" whereas "pulă" is sometimes used to describe "uncool" things as in: "Masina asta veche e pulă" meaning "This old car is uncool" although this is less common.
  • pizdar: a womanizer, someone who is obsessed with women, "chases skirts" (also "afemeiat", "fustangiu").
  • du-te în pizda mă-tii: "Go back to your mother's pussy"
  • du-te în pula mea: "Go inside my dick"
  • da-te în gatu' mă-tii: "Go inside your mother's throat"
  • du-te în ma-ta: "Go back inside your mother"
  • Te bag în origini (te întorc la origini): literally "I'll make you return to your origins" meaning the mother's womb
  • (la) naiba: roughly equivalent to "damn"
  • (la) dracu': the devil (from the latin "draco" meaning devil)
  • du-te la dracu': go to hell, literally "go to the devil" also "du-te dracului"
  • mama dracului: "mother of the devil" used the same as "shit" in English when something goes wrong, "căcat" the Romanian word for shit can also be used in the same way and "baga-mi-aş pula" too
  • dracu' să te ia: "the devil should take you"
  • să fii al dracului: "you should belong to the devil"
  • al dracului să fiu: roughly equivalent to "I'll be damned"
  • sloboz: roughly equivalent to "cum" (sperm)
  • lindic: clitoris ('clitoris' is also used in regular language), coming from the latin landīca
  • căcat: shit
  • tărzănel (plural tărzănei): small accumulations of dried fecal matter attached to the hairs in a person's rectum
  • mănânci căcat: literally "you eat shit" roughly equivalent to "talk shit" in English
  • căcare: shit as in "to take a shit" from the latin word "cacāre" meaning to defecate
  • mă cac pe tine: I shit on you
  • laba: masturbation (literally "paw")
  • lăbar, labagiu: a person that masturbates himself ("jerk-off")
  • cur: ass
  • popou: ass
  • găoaza: asshole (literally "hole")
  • ochiul maro: ass hole (literally "the brown eye")
  • poponar, găozar: ass-fucker, faggot
  • a o pune: to have sexual intercourse (literally "to put it")
  • a şi-o trage: to have sexual intercourse (literally "to pull it")
  • a da în geanta: to have sexual intercourse (literally "to hit the purse")
  • a baga mielu' la căldură: to have sexual intercourse (literally "to take the lamb somewhere warm")
  • a o lua in mana: to masturbate(literally "to grab it with the hand")
  • a face degetica: to masturbate(only used if a woman does it)
  • a (se) fute: to have sexual intercourse(from the latin "futuere"). The word can be used in a number of ways for example if one asks if a young female "se fute" this means he actually inquires if she has had sex before or if she is open to the idea.
  • nu ma fute, nu te fute cu mine: don't fuck with me
  • te fut in gura: I fuck your mouth(also "futu-te-n gura" and "ti-o dau sus")
  • te fut in cur: I fuck your ass
  • esti futut in cur: you are "high and mighty"(literally "you are fucked in your ass"
  • futai, futere: sexual intercourse
  • sugi pula: probably the most used Romanian profanity, it literally means "suck cock"; direct translation: "blow me"
  • ia pula: an alternative to "sugi pula", it literally means "take dick"
  • muie: blowjob, oral sex("muie" comes from "muian" which is an old Romanian word for "face" still used in some rural areas although "fata" is now used the most
  • iti dau la muie: another way of saying "I fuck your mouth"
  • Ia la muie!: "Get fucked in the mouth!"
  • a arata muie: showing the middle finger pointing upwards roughly equivalent to "flipping the bird" in English
  • Manca-mi-ai pula!: "Eat my dick!"
  • Manca-mi-ai pizda!: "Eat my pussy!"
  • Manca-mi-ai chilotii!: "Eat my shorts!"
  • Manca-mi-ai curu'!: "Eat my ass!"
  • Manca-mi-ai cacatu'!: "Eat my shit!"
  • Manca-mi-ai strinfii!: "Eat my socks!"
  • Imi bag pula in ma-ta!: "I stick my dick inside your mother!"
  • Imi bag pula in tine!: "I stick my dick inside you!"
  • Baga-mi-as pula in tine!: "I should stick my dick inside you!"
  • Baga-mi-as pula in ma-ta!: "I should stick my dick inside your mother!"
  • caca: children's word for shit
  • pipi: children's word for piss
  • pisat: piss
  • Ti-o dau la caca!: "I fuck your ass!"
  • A da nămolul la deal!: literally meaning "to push the mud uphill" means "to fuck in the ass"
  • Ma pis pe tine(pe voi)!: "I piss on you!"
  • curva: prostitute also 'tarfa', 'traseista', 'muista'(mostly used to denote prostitutes that agree to have oral sex as well), 'bagaboanta',T.C.M
  • a face trotoarul: literally meaning 'doing the sidewalk' means prostituting one's self(because prostitutes often stand on sidewalks while attempting to attract potential customers. A similar expression is 'a vinde pizda' which literally means "selling pussy". In regular language "a se prostitua", "to prostitute one's self" is used.
  • a codosi: to pimp someone
  • peste: pimp(literally fish)
  • Esti becali?: Are you stupid?
  • Sa ma sugi: "Suck me"
  • trageti-as la beregata: I fuck your throat(also "futu-te-n gat")
  • a fura crenvursti cu curu: To steal wurstel with your ass.
  • sa-ti dau sub coada: I'll give it to you under your tail.
  • sugi pula cu curu: Suck my dick with your ass.
  • sa ma cac la usa ma-ti: I'll take a shit at your mother's door.
  • sa ma cac pe pula ta: I'll shit on your dick.
  • cur murdar: Dirty ass.
  • cacat cu ochi: Shit with eyes.
  • cacanar imputit: Stinky shitter.
  • nenorocitule: Motherfucker.
  • SMS: "Suck me!" (a.k.a. "sa ma sugi")
  • PLM: "My dick!" (a.k.a. "pula mea")
  • STF: "Fuck you!" (a.k.a. "sa te fut")
  • MMS: "your mother blow me!" ( a.k.a. "mă-ta mă suge")
  • IP : "Take dick!" (a.k.a. "IA PULA")

List of profanities in the Romanian language that some might consider blasphemies

  • futu-ti soarele ma-tii: literally "fuck your mother's sun". It isn't usually considered a blasphemy as the sun is no longer worshiped in mainstream Romanian religion but in a distant past it might have been.
  • futu-ti mortii ma-tii: literally "fuck your mother's dead relatives" it is a very common profanity in Romania although some people may consider it a blasphemy as it means disrespect for the dead.
  • futu-ti mortii tai: literally "fuck your dead relatives" it is a common profanity in Romania although some people may consider it a blasphemy as it means disrespect for the dead. Can also be stated as "luati-as mortii in pula" meaning "I should take all your dead relatives in my dick"
  • PULA MEA! : litterally "my cock". Three out of four words contains this profanity

muie = suck my dick

  • Taraime-ash pulile prin colibele lui mata : I would drag my dick trough your mother's dwellings
  • Cacam-as in pizda matii cu bucati de pula : I would shit in your mother's pussy with pieces of dick
  • Du-te in pizda ma-tii, cu curu inainte, sa-ti dau si o muie cand o fut pe ma-ta: Go in your

mother's pussy, ass forward, so you can blow me while I fuck her

  • Sa-ti sparg rozeta : literally: "To brake your rose" meaning "To fuck you in the ass"
  • Sa te fut in inima : Fuck you in your heart
  • Sa ne bata vantu-n coaie: To blow the wind into your balls
  • La pizdoiu cat galeata : To the pussy big as a bucket
  • Ma suii pe curu` Lelii : I climbed Leli's ass
  • Pula mea de alta data : My dick from times
  • Sa ma fut pe ochii matii :Fuck your mama's eyes

O floricica frumoasa :) lol



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Cristina Rus surprinsă facând sex oral? Sau nu?

Ziarul Contra Atac publica in ediţia de azi o fotografie dintr-o partidă de sex oral. Deşi ziarul sugerează că femeia ar fi Cristina Rus, asemănarea nu este chiar evidentă. Poza aici

joi, august 30, 2007

Noua sigla a clubului DINAMO

miercuri, august 29, 2007

Jay Leno and Video he found on Youtube

luni, august 27, 2007

Doru Octavian Dumitru - La mare

joi, august 23, 2007

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marți, august 21, 2007

Pe la Pescuit

Nunta la rusi

Hot ass in blue spandex

duminică, august 19, 2007

Super iluzii optice ...


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Cea mai tare pisicutza :)

Cat fight :)

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Doru Octavian Dumitru - Pensionarul

DVD Laser Flashlight Hack!! 245mw!!

Why ?

joi, august 16, 2007

Unde nu-i cap vai de picioare :))


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Japanese pool-party

miercuri, august 15, 2007

Doru Octavian Dumitru

marți, august 14, 2007

Digg in 1995 :)

Anti-War Protestors

luni, august 13, 2007

Byz - Do You Wanna Fuck :)



[Chorus] :
Do you wanna fuck?
Yes I wanna do
I wanna put my dick in you
I wanna make you scream my name
It is a game, we both know

Do you wanna fuck?
Yes I wanna do
do some nasty things with you
I will make you moan
And it's more like porn
And you know I don't stop

[Vers 1] :
I can't control it , I'm goin' lose it , I lose it now
My dick is ready
I must juice it
Hold it steady, I am shakin' like a motha'fucker every time I'm with you
And I know that's our future , Coz' I can see it in you.. That you want me
You wanna get in my pants
You wanna rip my clothes of and touch my body with your hands
Our plans for fields, here's a chance for real,
give me a sign let me know dirty girl how you feel
Such a feel to the fullest, shootin' sperms in bullets
I wanna grab your jeans now and pull it
Down on the ground n' see that sexy ass
Those panties girl I know that our sex will last(a long time)
Be around, for a couple hours
On the table, in the bed, on the floor, in the showers
Watch the water round down your backside(ssss)
Spank that ass, put it in, let's go for a hell of a ride
And then she ask me

[Chorus]

[Vers 2] :
We have kissin' , tongue kissin'
Nothings missin'
I touch your pussy
You are moaning n' I wishin'
That I rip your panties off on the bed, in the room
That I'm acting real though and feel my head with your perfume
(Boom Flav) Girl tell me how, Human is to make me feel so horny and hot now
Allow me to satisfy you and your fantasy
Is it anything that you want nice if you Imagine me
What you want ? How you want it ? What to like?
I would take you to heaven in our bed room fight
Is it a first class flight, we taking off to night
And we ain't landing until we see that sunshine light
Is aight if you want me to slow me down (What the fuck? )
But I wanna be that pussy up and down all around
Make them sounds
That will disturb my neighboors
But fuck that shit they'll know Byz the pussy Xavier
And then she ask me

[Chorus]
x3

I know that you want it girl
I know that you like it girl
I know that you need it girl
I know you love it girl
x2

[Chorus]
x3

duminică, august 12, 2007

Bataie intre animale ! Amazing !


NEWS: We're going back to Africa with the National Geographic Channel to work on a special that will air later this year and will give the behind-the-scenes story on how we got this amazing footage.

A battle between a pride of lions, a herd of buffalo, and 2 crocodiles at a watering hole in South Africa's Kruger National Park while on safari.

This video is copyrighted and cannot be used without the express permission of Jason Schlosberg or David Budzinski.

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sâmbătă, august 11, 2007

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Statusuri de DRAGOSTE:

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viatza e asa de tragica..www.statusuri-belea.com azi esti aici,maine iarasi..

miercuri, august 08, 2007

Ketchup In A Bottle Trick !!


Entertain at your next party with this trick. You just need a plastic bottle with water inside and a small packet of ketchup or mustard. It is Simple and Impressive

miercuri, august 01, 2007

Centrul roman de muie :))

Centrul Roman de Muie

Florin Salam - Eu Sunt Bomba Nucleara



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Nicolae Guta & Fero - Tu ma vei pierde



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Nicolae Guta - Baterie, baterie foc



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Top 10 Incredible Recordings

Before I start on the list, I feel that I should advise that a couple of the items here are quite horrific and I would recommend that those who are weak of heart or who have a nervous disposition avoid them. The items I am referring to are marked in the text. The items are not in any particular order as it is very hard to rate the historical importance versus the just plain weird value.

NOTE: I have not embedded these audio files because if I do the page will try to preload 40 megs or so of mp3s. If you click the “download the MP3″ link, it should (for most modern browsers) open in your browser and stream.

1. Alessandro Moreschi (the only recorded true castrato) [Wikipedia]

The Castrati were men who were forcibly castrated at an early age in order to ensure that they would not experience the hormonal changes of puberty that lead to the lowering of the male voice. This meant that as adult men they sang like a modern soprano (they retained their boy soprano voices). After the Catholic Church ensured that all nations banned the practise, Pope Leo XIII took the remaining Castrati into the care of the Sistine Chapel Choir to guarantee them a quiet life (at the time they had become the subject of ridicule). Moreschi is the only castrato to be recorded solo. In this recording he is over 50 years old and had lost much of the quality of his voice - nevertheless the resulting recording is incredibly eerie.

Play / Download the mp3 (1.5mb)

2. Mado Robin - highest recorded sung note [Wikipedia]

This amazing French singer has the highest recorded note. She was able to hit the D4 above middle C. You must listen to the whole song - the last note is unbelievable! Put your crystal in a safe place!

Play / Download the mp3 (2.5mb)

3. Florence Foster Jenkins - worst singer [Wikipedia]

Believe it or not, Florence managed, despite being famously awful, to sell out an entire concert at Carnegie Hall. She had many admirers (among them Enrico Caruso). This has to be heard to be believed. As a particular point of interest, after she recorded this song, she told the sound engineer that no second try was needed as it was perfect. See for yourself. (She is singing Queen of the Night by Mozart, incidentally).

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4. Pope Leo XIII (first recorded Pope - 1903)
[Wikipedia]

Pope Leo XIII (patron of Moreschi) was the first Pope in history to be recorded. He was the 256th Pope and reigned from 1878 - 1903 and is probably most famous as the Pope who declared Anglican religious orders invalid (ie, he said Anglican priests and Bishops are laymen). He also strongly promoted the study of the Bible in the home and was known as the Pope of the People. In this recording he chants the Ave Maria (Hail Mary).

Play / Download the mp3 (712kb)


5. Lord Hawhaw (William Joyce) - executed for treason
[Wikipedia]

William Joyce (or Lord Hawhaw has he more well known) was a fascist politician who worked for the Nazi’s during the war as a propagandist. His distinctly “posh” English accent is the cause of him receiving his mocking nickname. Joyce broadcast propaganda from radio stations in Berlin, Hamburg, and Luxembourg. Whilst it was not illegal to listen to his broadcasts in England, it was frowned upon. Nevertheless his recordings were very popular with the public as a source of amusement. He became a hated and ridiculed figure. He escaped after the war but an English soldier overheard him talking at a cafe and recognised his voice. He was arrested and executed for treason. This recording is a snippet of one of his propaganda broadcasts and it begins with his signature “Germany calling, Germany calling”.

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6. Number Stations
[Wikipedia]

Number Stations (shortwave radio stations of unknown origin) have been reported since World War I and continue to this day. No one knows what their reason is though many people suspect they are coded messages used for espionage (though no country has admitted this). The broadcasts are usually a female voice (though male voices have been heard) and they generally broadcast streams of numbers, words, or letters. They are sometimes apparently random, and other times organised. In the 90’s, amateur radio enthusiasts tracked the source of one number station to a US military base. The FCC refused to comment.

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7. Florence Nightingale - invented modern nursing [Wikipedia]

Florence Nightingale was the first person to recognise that hygiene and food were important in the care of patients (up until her time, hospitals did not worry about hygienic conditions). She is considered to be the mother of modern nursing. She lived from 1820 - 1910. She is also sometimes referred to as the Lady of the Lamp. This recording is one of three she made in 1890 to people she had known during her work in the war effort.

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8. [WARNING] Russian Exorcism
[Wikipedia]

Exorcism is the ritual used by the Roman Catholic Church and the Orthodox Church to cast devils out of a possessed person. Throughout this Russian exorcism you can hear the voice of the priest reciting the prayers of the ritual while the afflicted (I can not tell if it is a male or female) person screams in a variety of voices. It is quite horrifying to listen to and I would not advise it for people who have a nervous disposition.

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9. [WARNING] Jonestown - the last 30 minutes (November 18, 1978)
[Wikipedia]

Jim Jones was the American founder of the People’s Temple group. The group became infamous after the November 18 mass suicide/murder in Guyana where the group had moved after rising tensions in the USA. Nine-hundred-and-nine people drank cyanide after Jim Jones ordered his men to kill visiting Congressman Leo Ryan and numerous members of his entourage. In this horrifying recording you hear the last 30-45 minutes of Jones directing his followers to poison their children and then themselves. At one point one of the female voices on the tape is heard to say “It’s okay - they aren’t crying because of pain - it is just because of the bitter taste). Some of the bodies found had died of forced cyanide injection or gunshots. Jones was found dead of a gunshot wound to the head. Discretion is advised in listening to this recording. If the recording piques your interest, I would recommend buying the excellent recent documentary on the tragedy called Jonestown - The Life & Death of Peoples Temple. The DVD was just released in April, 2007.

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10. First recording of human voices (1878 - Frank Lambert)
[Wikipedia]

Frank Lambert was a French - American inventor. Lambert was born in Lyon, France and then moved to the United States in 1876 and became a citizen in 1893. Lambert is currently in the Guinness World Book of Records for the oldest playable recording on a machine called the Phonograph. Lambert was also famous for inventing the modern typewriter. This is the first recording of a human voice in history.

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11. The Sounds of Hell (Siberia)
[Wikipedia]

Okay, I know this is a top ten list, but there has been so much demand from reddit to add the Sounds of Hell recording that I have added it. The background is that a group of Russian scientists were digging in Siberia when their drill started spinning wildly (usually indicative of hitting a pocket of air). They lowered microphones into the hole (apparently this is normal as the sounds can help to determine what the physiological makeup is of the area they have drilled to). When they listened to the resulting recording, it appeared to be sounds coming straight from Hell. This is, in fact, a hoax. It has gained great popularity on the internet and does have some basis in fact - but the bit about hell is, well, not true. Read the Wikipedia article for more information.

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Extra: After completing this list I found another resource that I thought you might all like to hear, it is the true recording of the exorcism performed on Anneliese Michel, the German girl upon whom the film The Exorcism of Emily Rose is based. Here is the mp3 - enjoy.

Source: www.listverse.com